Anonymous asked
SOS I told the girl I like that I want a butch gf and she said "I'm butch" and I got really flustered and went to go make dinner for us (bc I'm at her place tonight)

closet-keys:

tenderlesbian:

tenderlesbian-deactivated201807:

uhh are you sure y’all arent on a date right now?

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i don’t even know what to say

This is the most lesbian thing I’ve ever read

theatrejew:

theatrejew:

“2019 will be–” SHUT the fuck up okay the evil eye is out for blood i swear we do this every year

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i’m here to protect u all bc u sure won’t protect urselves, evidently

iamfinallybreakingfree:

My home will be a home with no loud anger, no explosive rage, no slamming doors or breaking glass, no name calling, shaming or blackmail. My home will be gentle, it will be warm. It will keep my loved ones safe. No fear, no hurt and no worries. I may come from a broken and twisted place but I will build something whole and safe. I’ll sing in the shower again, cook with a smile and dance in all the rooms. I will heal.

bumble-bee-pd:

you ever just so SICK of being mentally ill that you’re like “that’s it!! I’m done!!” and for a second you think you can actually just turn off your mental illness like a lightswitch ??

tonks2008:

polyamoryfacts:

bifacts:

bifacts:

Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

The eve is upon us. Light your candles. Sharpen your teeth. Prepare.

Do not forget to appease the bi members of your polycule with a suitable offering. Pray they remember you did when the time comes.

Reminder. You all have one more day to try and appease this bi.

mstresser:

ify0ngem3tr0donttrusty0u:

repair-pangolin:

Okay but cross-stitching is literally just acoustic pixel art and you can’t convince me otherwise

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That’s the highest quality version of the I Guess guy I’ve ever seen; bravo.

jaygastby:

mentally i am living in a cabin in the middle of nowhere in the woods of oregon and it’s foggy and i am wearing a big sweater and baking banana bread